পঞ্চম অধ্যায়: আমি তোমাকে সাহায্য করব
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“……老-tong, do na-e amar mathay emoji pathao, memory khay.” Song Ruochen bollo.
【Memory khawar shorte holo memory thaka uchit.】
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“E-ei premer value, eta ki... bhalobasha ebong ichchha?” Song Ruochen shanto-bhabe bollo.
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【Ami mone kori…… eta tai.】
【Eta... eta ki villain-er taka-poka-r proti lob ebong dharabhibhbhe... bujhate pare na?” Song Ruochen shanto-bhabe jiggesh korlo.
【E.】
【Poramorsho dichhi ekta boi lekhar, naam ‘Song Ruochen Dictionary’, ami ekta kine shomorthon korbo.】
Song Ruochen: “……”
“Taole... taole ei premer value-r uddeshsho ke?” Song Ruochen gambhiryabhabe jiggesh korlo.
【Chaa-bhai ekti-din amader shathe bhalo bhabe cholche.】
【Sheta ki amader khoma-chawa-r ovigota-r jonno?】 Song Ruochen jiggesh korlo, 【naki amader system-er shokti dekhe?】
【Dhur, eto kothin system, kono bokai eke sontu-bhabe bhalo bhabe rakhe na.】
Song Ruochen obak holo: “Tumi ki ei kothay du-jonke gali dile?”
“Na-na, amar system-ke to chae na.” Song Ruochen jiggesh korlo, “Tobe she ki chae?”
【Pin-pan-dhong-dhong-khat-khat.】
【(Kaj-er channel) Malik System: Premer value holo ekta gopon ebong nishiddho value, ja bujhai jey byakti-ke dekhchhe tar proti kothin o gopon abeg, jake aro bhabe bola jae kamna, akanksha ebong ekta shundor shomporko toiri korar manoshikota.】
Song Ruochen: “@-@?”
【(Kaj-er channel) System: Apnar oi second young master apnake bhalo bhabe mark korar choche.】
Song Ruochen: “……”
Song Ruochen: “…………”
Song Ruochen: “Ahhhhhhhh.”
Jian Yuheng, shotti-shotti ekhon 'Jian Yuhang' hoye geche!
Shorir-er taapmatra ekdom bere gelo, gaal ebong kan lal hoye uthlo, Song Ruochen-er mone holo she jeno ekti porano kakra, ja jekhanei lal, jolsha-i khete prastut.
【(Kaj-er channel) System: Nomoskar.jpg, dhonnobad malik, malik aste aste jan.】
【(Kaj-er channel) Malik System: Ar oi mineral water bottle gulo kure anben na!】
【Malik-er matha ta besh bhalo kaj kore.】
Song Ruochen: “M... m... mark?”
Amake mark korbe?!
Orijinal boi-te to villain-er character description-e bola chhilo je villain innocent, choloncholo ebong cute omega-ke pochondo kore?
Ei description gulo theke shudhu ki ekta 'choloncholo' diki tar modhye ache?
【Tumio besh 'choloncholo'.】
Song Ruochen: “……”
【Ektike choloncholo, abar onnyodike chancholo.】
【Bolar moto, Jian Yuheng-er kotha onujayi, she onek agei bujhe giyechilo je tumi time-rewind korchhile?】
【She tomake marlo na, gaali dilo na, ulto gopon-e tomake lokkhyo korlo, jodi na amar bhoye matha guriye gie signal dewa bondho hoto, tabe she kokhono dhara parto na.】
“Ami time-rewind korte pari, she amake dhorte parbe na,” Song Ruochen bollo.
【Shurute hoyto she emon-i bhebechhilo, kintu pore ki? shob shomoy ki dhorte parbe na?】
Song Ruochen: “.”
Sotti-i to, Jian Yuheng tar koto gulo 'behind-the-scenes' dekheche, ebong prottek bar tar shei shabdhane kora gulo, shob kichhu mone rekheche.
【Statistic publish: Touch kora, tip kora, ghran newa, khule fela, hath dewa, kokonor kora, maro-mari kora, kiss kora, kāmte thaka. Long breath.jpg】
【Shob aporadh kora sheshe, Song Ruochen, tumi-i to shotti-shotti oi badmash chhele.】
【Abhinandan, villain shotti-i tomake biye korte chae.】
Song Ruochen? Tumi kotha bolcho na keno?
【Hello?】
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Jian Feng-er office-e, Jian Yuheng paach packet biscuit khule khata-khata kore chabachhe.
Yan Chi nijer mukhe hath chapiye, janalar pashe dariye, Jian Feng-ke dhire-dhire bujhiye bolte shunte laglo, jetate pare bighno na ghote.
Jian Feng bollo, “Song Secretary thik boleche, jodi-o nijer shorir thik thake, tobu kichhu kotha amake tomake bolte hobe, ebong tomakeo amake bolte hobe.”
Yan Chi drirho-bhabe mukh chapiye rakhlo.
“Sheshbare eta kono ghotona chhilo na... ami-o tomake biye kor-bo,” Jian Feng bollo, “Ami shudhu bolini, bhabechhilam tumi jano.”
Jian Yuheng chhoy number packet biscuit khule khata-khata kore dekhlo.
Eta ki kotha bolar moto noy, shudhu shudhu angur-er gaali khete hobe.
“Peshha alada, tobe kotha bolte gele tar maja alada, tai ami jani, oi commentator-er shathe tomar kono sombhobona nei,” Jian Feng bollo, “Eki peshar lokjon preme porle protidin office-er sathe ki alada thake?”
Jian Feng: “Ahahaha.”
Jian Yuheng: “:(”
Ei mukh-ta, jodi sombhob hoto tahale morubhumi-te daan kore dilei parto.
Eki peshar lokjon preme porle, besh bhalo to, protidin dekha hobe, ebong ekshathe kaj kora jabe.
Umm... ekshathe kaj-er poribesh upovog kora jabe.
Jian Yuheng shat number packet biscuit khule fello.
“Tobu-o, ami tomar shathe aro beshi shomoy kateba chahi,” Jian Feng bollo, “Tumi ki protidin Song Secretary-er shathe khele berachho?”
“Khujtei hobe,” Yan Chi mukh theke hath shariye nilo, “Hairy monster-er kachhe hara jabe na.”
Jian Feng: “……?”
Tara asole kono obhabniyo jinish-er tulona korche.
Tarai kotha bolte bolte, Jian Yuheng aat number packet biscuit khule fello, abar chabano shuru korlo.
“Bhai? Khide peyeche?” Jian Feng ghurlo.
“Alpo kore khao,” Yan Chi bollo, “Ota shob amader Chenchen-er emergency khabar.”
Jian Yuheng biscuit rekhe dilo.
“Dupure khawa hoyni?” Jian Feng jiggesh korlo.
“Porishkar dhal khaoar chilo,” Jian Yuheng sottyi-shottyi uttor dilo, “Alpo khide peyeche.”
“Aro deri keno,” Jian Yuheng bollo, “Ami Song-ke chhute dicchhi...”
“Ahhhh, bhulei giyechilam, amake chhuto angur-ke bari pathate hobe!” Yan Chi table-er upor baki thaka biscuit gulo kure niye, porsher office-er dorjae tok tok korlo.
Jian Yuheng: “:(”
Jian Feng: “:(”
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Secretary office-e, Song Ruochen dekhte bhalo bhabe bose chhilo, tobe shottyi-shottyi bolte gele she kichhu khon agei more giyechhilo.
Yan Chi onekbar gunti dilo, tarpor tar theke shara elo.
“Amader chhuto angur, jibon-e thakateo ekjon bhalo lok chhilo,” Yan Chi ekta soft candy khule tar mukhe guje dilo.
Song Ruochen: “0v0”
“Bhalo khete,” she bollo, “Kothai kinecho?”
“Pharmacy,” Yan Chi bollo, “Seshbaarer oral inhibitor candy, eta direct tomar mating period komate parbe na, kintu porer bar ar eto kothin hobe na.”
“Emon bhalo jinish-o ache?” Song Ruochen obak holo.
Besh shwad lagche to.
“Omega-i shobcheye bhalo omega-ke bujhe,” Yan Chi bollo, “Song Ruotang, ei shob bishoye amader modhye kotha bola shobcheye shohoj. Oi hairy monster-er be-”
“B-o er bhalo dik ache,” Song Ruochen shokti niye pani baantar korte laglo, “Madam, amader nicche nicche nambe kotha boli.”
Yan Chi: “0.0*”
“Jujube, tomader omega-der swabhavik mating period kemon hoe?” Song Ruochen jiggesh korlo.
Yan Chi: “Amader omega.”
“Sheta... pochondo kora alpha-der alingon o sparshe dhore rakha, tarpor umm... ekti shaptahar chuti nite para,” Yan Chi bollo, “Xiaoshi hoyto aro food allowance o meal subsidy debe.”
Song Ruochen: “Eto moja?”
Shunte to bhalo lagche, ek shaptaha freete khete khete ghumie thaka.
“E?” Song Ruochen jiggesh korlo, “Tobe beta-ra ki khub khoti te pore na?”
“Beta-der annual leave ao-der cheye onek beshi thake, eta balance kore dewa hoe,” Yan Chi matha bakiye obak holo, “Chhuto angur, tumi eta-o jano na?”
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Song Ruochen: “Aha, ami tomake test korbo.”
Yan Chi: “0.0*”
Yan Chi: “Tomake maarbo.”
“Khoma korben, madam,” Song Ruochen elevator-er floor display-er dike takalo, “Elevator button tipte bhule gechilam.”
“Song Secretary-er kaj, ami careless hoye gechhilam,” Yan Chi bollo.
Song Ruochen: “……”
Tumi, tumi, tumi hairy monster-er idea copy korecho.
Elevator 35 floor-e thameche, dorja khule gelo. Xiaoshi-te malik chara, keu over-time kaj korar অভyas rakhe na, ei shomoye company-r employee-ra praay shobai chole geche.
Elevator-er baire advertising department-er deputy director Bai Cai dariye chhilo, Song Ruochen ebong Yan Chi-ke dekhe, she kichhu khon thome giye, shoghat korlo.
“Madam, bhalo achen,” Bai Cai jene-bujhe Song Ruochen-ke bad dilo.
【Bai Cai, advertising department-er deputy director, original golpe live-streamer Qingping-er gift niyechhilo, ebong take Xiaoshi-r streamer training program-e dhukate shohayota korechhilo.】
【Original text-e matro tin line lekha chhilo.】
【Pore Da Zao Xiaoshi-r Qingping-ke newar karone onek din kosto peyechhilo, Jian Feng onek din pore eta jante perechhilo.】
“Bhalo byapar, original boier plot mile gelo,” Song Ruochen bollo.
Ei melodrama golpo, obhob-er modhyeo ektu logic rekheche.
Tai to ei lokta take dekhe khushi hoe ni, Qingping-er interview-er din taake nijer hatei insult kore tariye dewa hoyechhilo.
“Tumi ki Song Secretary-ke shoghat korbe na?” Yan Chi jiggesh korlo, “Tar position tomar upore.”
“Proyojon nei,” Song Ruochen bollo, “Cai Director, apnake shoghat korar proyojon nei.”
Bai Cai: “……”
Tar nam Bai.
“Pratikhata 19 ta baje, Cai Director 35 floor-e ki korchen?” Song Ruochen jiggesh korlo.
“Rooftop tennis court-e ektu tennis khelechi,” Bai Cai hashi diye, nijei elevator button tiplo, “Ekhon bari jawar prostuti nicchi.”
“Ami kokhono company-r tennis court-e Song Secretary-ke dekheni,” Bai Cai bollo, “Song Secretary ki tennis khelte jane na?”
“Tar mane ki, tumio kokhono garbage bin-e Jian-zong-ke dekho ni, tar mane ki Jian-zong-o kachra-r shoman non?” Song Ruochen jiggesh korlo.
Bai Cai: “……”
“Madam,” Bai Cai taoratar-e gham muchhlo, “Ami ta boini, amar kono emon uddeshsho chhilo na, nei.”
Bai Cai: “Ei kotha Song Ruochen boleche, amar Bai Cai-r shathe kono somporko nei.”
“Amar husband-ke gali debe na,” Yan Chi bollo, “Shobdhan, ami pillow talk-e ganiye debo.”
Elevator 1 floor-e thameche, dujon hat-e hat rekhe baire beriye gelo.
“Chhuto angur,” Yan Chi bollo, “Boshonto eseche, ami tomake shundor boshonto-r kapor kine debo, ami onno khati shada color-er kapor pochondo korechi.”
Song Ruochen: “0.o?”
Hairy monster to agei khati kalo color-er kapor pathiye diyeche.
Kichhu korar nei, pani baantar korar jonno, take shob kichhu nite hobe. ABO world ki je bhalo, ekhane ashche theken, she kakhono nijer taka diye kapor kineni.
Yan Chi driver-ke dake, Song Ruochen-ke apartment building-er niche chhere dilo.
“Bye bye chhuto angur,” Yan Chi bollo, “Amader agami kal dekha hobe.”
“Madam, agami kal dekha hobe,” Song Ruochen shotti-shottir moto bhabe broken character maintain korlo.
【Time-rewind wallet balance 3 ghonta.】
【Abhinandan chhuto angur, odhek rin shodh hoye geche.】
Song Ruochen: “:d”
【Buddhimaan angur, rin thakleo kono bhoy paye na.】
【Kintu tomar love debt-er ki korbe?】
Song Ruochen: “:|”
She ekhono bujhte parleni je ABO world-er prem kibhabe korte hoe, tai villain Jian-zong-er ei value, she ekhono... kono uttor dite parche na.
Na, Jian Yuheng-er stance eto unsteady keno, age to app-e mukhe mukhe bolechhilo je she preme biswas kore na, ebong she shudhu... touch kora, tip kora, ghran newa, khule fela, hath dewa, kokonor kora, maro-mari kora, kiss kora, kāmte thaka, Jian Yuheng kibhabe take pochondo kore fello.
She ekhono, alpha গ্রহণ korar jonno prostut noy, tai tar ar badmaashi kora uchit na, ebong villain-er shathe ekta thik-thak distance rakha uchit.
Eta, emon ki kothin noy.
She Jian Yuheng-er snack khabe na, shotti-i.